Welcome to this website, the product of thousands of people working decades, if not lifetimes, on computer science research, as well as me clicking a few times one morning.
I write some funny things and some not-so-funny things, for places like McSweeney’s, Gothamist, Harvard Magazine, CAFE, and others.
Not So Humorous
After Multiple Suicides, Columbia University Students Demand Changes
Clinton Campaigners Reflect on a Lost Election
The New Republican Mavericks of Cambridge
Link to Author Page
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
Keep Out of Our Shining City on a Hill
Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider from The Lord of the Rings?
Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas
How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps
The Aliens from Arrival Review the Oscar Nominees for Visual Effects
5 Times Mike Pence Probably Wanted To Hang Out With Donald Trump But The President Said No
6 Potential Sources For Leaks Out Of Donald Trump’s White House
6 Amazing Russian Cottages Where Michael Flynn Can Live Now
5 Ways That Congressional Democrats Can Beat Republicans That Definitely Aren’t Just the Plot of The Incredibles
5 Ways to Pump Yourself Up Just Like Sean Spicer
8 Times Mike Pence Couldn’t Spit Out Sour Food Because He’s The Vice President Now
Finally, A Recipe For Toast That Won’t End In Your Entire House Burning Down Like Mine Did