Welcome to this website, the product of thousands of people working decades, if not lifetimes, on computer science research, as well as me clicking a few times one morning.

I write some funny things and some not-so-funny things, for places like McSweeney’s, Gothamist, Harvard Magazine, CAFE, and others.

Not So Humorous

 

Gothamist

After Multiple Suicides, Columbia University Students Demand Changes

Harvard Magazine

Clinton Campaigners Reflect on a Lost Election

The New Republican Mavericks of Cambridge

RealClearPolitics

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Humorous

 

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change

Keep Out of Our Shining City on a Hill

Who Said It: A Trump Cabinet Pick, or Shelob, the Giant Spider from The Lord of the Rings?

Let Us Raise a Flagon of Eggnog to Remember Those We Lost in the War on Christmas

How to Drain the Swamp in 9 Easy Steps

National Lampoon

The Aliens from Arrival Review the Oscar Nominees for Visual Effects

CAFE

5 Times Mike Pence Probably Wanted To Hang Out With Donald Trump But The President Said No

6 Potential Sources For Leaks Out Of Donald Trump’s White House

6 Amazing Russian Cottages Where Michael Flynn Can Live Now

5 Ways That Congressional Democrats Can Beat Republicans That Definitely Aren’t Just the Plot of The Incredibles

5 Ways to Pump Yourself Up Just Like Sean Spicer

8 Times Mike Pence Couldn’t Spit Out Sour Food Because He’s The Vice President Now

Finally, A Recipe For Toast That Won’t End In Your Entire House Burning Down Like Mine Did